what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
I just want an AU where Harry and Louis bump into each other and they say silly things like “oops” and “hi” and get each other’s number and Louis insists on getting an autograph because he knows Harry’s going to be famous one day and wants a picture to (not to…
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her
So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.
OMG IM SCREAMING
Actual real life disney princess Robert pattinson
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
Now let’s see you draw the other eye.
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.